Mully
Boys
Reload, and rewrite your history
Est. 1985 (in our hearts)
Where mullets meet mulligans
*Tee times are imaginary. Like our golf skills.
The Numbers Don't Lie*
*The numbers absolutely lie. We made them up.
Our Mission
"To boldly slice where no man has sliced before"
Our handicaps are high, our standards are higher, and our post-round bar tabs are highest. We're not here to go pro—we're here to look pro while three-putting from six feet.
The Squad
Professional Vibes, Amateur Swings
Crockett
Chief Mulligan Officer
"I don't always hit the fairway, but when I miss, I miss with style."
Tubbs
VP of Vibes
"Par is just a suggestion. A very loose suggestion."
The Mullet
Hair Consultant
"Business in the front, party on the back nine."
Flamingo Steve
Mascot & Spirit Animal
"I stand on one leg because I lost my ball in the water hazard."
House Rules
- 01Mullets are encouraged. Business in the front, birdie in the back.
- 02All disputes shall be settled via putting contest at sunset.
- 03Neon is not just a color. It's a lifestyle.
- 04If your outfit doesn't glow under blacklight, are you even golfing?
- 05Mulligans are unlimited. So is the vibes budget.
What People Say*
"I've never seen anyone lose so many balls with such confidence."
— Some Guy at the Driving Range
"Their fashion choices are... certainly choices."
— The Pro Shop Employee
"Please stop playing music on the course."
— The Club Manager (multiple times)
*These testimonials may or may not be real. Mostly not.
Ready to Join?
Whether you're a scratch golfer or you scratch your head wondering where your ball went, you belong with the Mully Boys.
No actual membership exists. This is purely aspirational content.